I was so jazzed up in the Mario universe that I just had to pop in the Super Nintendo classic Super Mario World last night. Fact: This is the best selling video game of all time. Fact: I never played it because, well, because I had to replay Lunar. You see, I was this close to beating Lunar, and some jerks friends who shall remain nameless, knew what I was about to do and how it would screw up the ending, yet, they let me open that door. Curse you Mat and Adam!!!
Anyway, I am loving the colors of Super Mario World. I’m in this haze and really digging it. Sometimes, I just stare at it, then freak out when the time’s running out music kicks in. Surround sound is choice. I hate to admit it, but there’s something so refreshing about a side-scrolling platformer. Pick it up and play. Lovely.
Yoshi arrives so quickly! So unexpected! God, I love this game. So, a word of advice, investigate all avenues before choosing a level to play. For those who haven’t played it (what are you waiting for?!) you get to go left or right at the start of the game. I went right, like a dope, and I totally missed the switch palace high atop the mountain. All was not lost however, as I was able to backtrack before the first castle. Totally smushed that castle. +1. I’m the best.
Having seen my friends play this game countless times, I was aware of the fact that yellow levels have one exit, while the red levels have TWO exits. There is the standard exit, and then the “secret” exit that requires the key. Crazy. I got stuck on Donut Plains because I wanted to high tail it to Star Road. Where is that key?!?! I had to Google that mess and found out where the key was hiding. Vrrrap Vrrrap Vrrap. Off to Star Road!
And this is where I decide to call it a night. I’m still not certain if I will beat Star Road and eventually backdoor Bowser (sexual innuendo intended) or play it straight and try to maximize my enjoyment of this game. I have like two dozen other games that will take me at least 10,000 hours this year to beat, so I most likely will dispose of this one in the coming days by sneaking my way into the last castle.
Wahoooooooo!!